Parody of "American Boy" by Estelle ft. Kanye WestLyrics:Whos the number one candidate nowThe democrats are bout to go downWhos the biggest maverick aroundLooky here what I just foundBet they vote me in nowBetter put my name on the door right nowCause Im pretty sure its a givenWe just shored up all the womenPut me on the ticket and well win this raceTake me to the White House Mr. John McCainI really want to, campaign here with youI could be your vice president.He said, Hey SarahYou wanna join the war on terror?I just met this candidate whos really old and white.I like how hes campaignin, supporters hes obtaininAnd if you wanted Hillary instead you can have PalinYou know I was on the PTAAnd I could beat Obama at basketball anydayIm just as good at deep sea fishinAs I am at cutting spendinI could be your Vice President, your Vice PresidentPut me on the ticket and well win this raceTake me to the White House Mr. John McCainI really want to, campaign here with youI could be your vice president.Whos gonna lead the USAEverybody gonna say McCain, respectfullyCause these democrats don't mess with me.Advisors said to me hey John JohnLets drop a huge bomb bombPOW from nam namPaired with a hockey mom momLeft wingers, I know what youre thinkinBush part 2, democrats singinNo answers. Had cancer.Gonna drop dead as soon as I swear in.So whats your opinionAbout McCain winnin, grinninKnow the ropes cause this aint the first race Ive been inAnd you think my records brokeCause of what my opponent spokeAnd I promise you you dont knowCause you get all your news from the Daily ShowBut Im not to the right as all thatTowards the middles how I steer itBut I still talk that right wing flashCause lots of Republicans wanna hear itAnd Im feeling like Ron at his greatestLike Im gonna make thisAnd I know Im winninSo to heck with media spinnin.Put me on the ticket and well win this raceTake me to the White House Mr. John McCainI really want to, campaign here with youI could be your vice president.