Parody of "American Boy" by Estelle ft. Kanye West Lyrics: Whos the number one candidate now The democrats are bout to go down Whos the biggest maverick around Looky here what I just found Bet they vote me in now Better put my name on the door right now Cause Im pretty sure its a given We just shored up all the women Put me on the ticket and well win this race Take me to the White House Mr. John McCain I really want to, campaign here with you I could be your vice president. He said, Hey Sarah You wanna join the war on terror? I just met this candidate whos really old and white. I like how hes campaignin, supporters hes obtainin And if you wanted Hillary instead you can have Palin You know I was on the PTA And I could beat Obama at basketball anyday Im just as good at deep sea fishin As I am at cutting spendin I could be your Vice President, your Vice President Put me on the ticket and well win this race Take me to the White House Mr. John McCain I really want to, campaign here with you I could be your vice president. Whos gonna lead the USA Everybody gonna say McCain, respectfully Cause these democrats don't mess with me. Advisors said to me hey John John Lets drop a huge bomb bomb POW from nam nam Paired with a hockey mom mom Left wingers, I know what youre thinkin Bush part 2, democrats singin No answers. Had cancer. Gonna drop dead as soon as I swear in. So whats your opinion About McCain winnin, grinnin Know the ropes cause this aint the first race Ive been in And you think my records broke Cause of what my opponent spoke And I promise you you dont know Cause you get all your news from the Daily Show But Im not to the right as all that Towards the middles how I steer it But I still talk that right wing flash Cause lots of Republicans wanna hear it And Im feeling like Ron at his greatest Like Im gonna make this And I know Im winnin So to heck with media spinnin. Put me on the ticket and well win this race Take me to the White House Mr. John McCain I really want to, campaign here with you I could be your vice president.